$97 Founding Client Audit — Find $10K in savings or pay $0

FOR SAAS FOUNDERS & GROWTH TEAMS

I'll Find $10,000 in Preventable Churn
Or You Pay Nothing.

48-hour analysis of your churn data. Specific opportunities identified.
First client pays just $97. Zero risk.

Calculate Your Savings
✓ 48-hour delivery✓ You own the code✓ 100% credited to build

Works with your existing stack

StripeSegmentMixpanelAmplitudeIntercomSlackHubSpotSnowflake

FOUNDING CLIENT OPPORTUNITY

“Be our first case study. Get the deepest discount. Help shape the service.”

We're transparent: we're building our first case studies.
In exchange for a testimonial, you get 90% off.

This is for you if:

  • B2B SaaS with $50K-$500K MRR
  • 100-2,000 customers
  • Losing 3-10% monthly to preventable churn
  • Have usage data (Segment, Mixpanel, Amplitude)
  • CS team of 1-5 people

This is NOT for you if:

  • Pre-product-market fit (churn is a feature problem)
  • Already using ChurnZero or Gainsight
  • B2C, e-commerce, or marketplaces
  • No usage tracking in place

Calculate Your Churn Cost

Move the sliders to see your numbers.

$20K$500K
2%15%

Annual Churn Cost

$72,000

What you're losing now

Projected Savings (35%)

$25,200

Conservative estimate

Year 1 Net ROI

+$2,203

After $4,997 build + retainer

Industry data shows 20-50% churn reduction is typical. We use 35% as a conservative baseline.

What You'll Get: Health Score Dashboard

Every customer scored. At-risk accounts flagged. Actions triggered automatically.

At-Risk Accounts

Sample view
28

Acme Corp

$890/mo

Last login 12 days ago

Auto-email sent

45

Beta Inc

$450/mo

Support tickets up 3x

CS alerted

52

Gamma LLC

$1200/mo

Feature adoption stalled

CS alerted

84

Delta Co

$750/mo

Expansion candidate

Upsell triggered

The Retention Intelligence Suite

Not another dashboard—systems that actually prevent churn.

Health Score Engine

Real-time health scores based on YOUR success signals. Weighted for your product.

Know who's at risk before they do

Churn Alert System

Slack alerts when accounts cross risk thresholds. Daily digest of accounts that need attention.

Catch problems in days, not months

Re-engagement Automation

Triggered email sequences when engagement drops. Personalized, not generic.

Auto-pilot saves accounts while you sleep

Expansion Triggers

Identify power users ready for upsell. Usage patterns that predict upgrade readiness.

Grow existing accounts 20-30%

Onboarding Intelligence

Track activation milestones. Alert CS when users stall.

First 30 days determine lifetime

Cancellation Prevention

Smart cancel flows that route at-risk users to CS. Save what's saveable.

Rescue 10-20% of cancellations

How We Compare

ChurnZeroGainsightTaskomation
Implementation3-6 months6+ months2-3 weeks
Annual cost$30K+/year$50K+/year$4,997 one-time*
You own the codeNoNoYes
Custom to your productTemplatesTemplates100% custom
Best forEnterpriseEnterpriseSeed → Series B

*Founding client pricing. Standard: $12,500

Questions Your CEO Will Ask

Here are the answers so you can sell this internally.

“Why not build this in-house?”

Your data team builds models. We build production systems that act on models—alerts, automation, workflows. Different skill set. We deliver in 2-3 weeks. Internal projects take 2-3 quarters.

“What's the ROI?”

If we prevent just 2 customers from churning per month at $500 MRR each, that's $12,000/year. The founding client build is $4,997. Payback in under 5 months—before the retainer even starts.

“What if it doesn't work?”

The audit has a money-back guarantee: find $10K in savings or pay nothing. The build comes with a 30-day “works or free” guarantee. You own the code either way.

“What happens if he disappears?”

You own everything—code, models, documentation. It runs on your infrastructure. Your engineering team can maintain and extend it. No vendor lock-in.

Investment

Maximum 3 clients per month. Currently: Client #1 spot open

Founding Client Program

I'm building case studies. You get a massive discount. Price increases with each client.

Client 1

$97

Available

Client 2

$197

Client 3

$297

Client 4

$497

Client 5+

$997

Retention Intelligence Suite

Complete churn prevention system tailored to your SaaS

  • Custom health scoring model
  • Real-time churn alerts
  • Re-engagement automation
  • You own the code (no lock-in)

Founding client build

$12,500$4,997

Save $7,500 as Client #1

100% credited toward build

In exchange for the discount, I ask for a testimonial and permission to use as a case study.

Questions SaaS Founders Ask

We already use [Mixpanel/Amplitude/etc]. Why do we need this?

Analytics tools show you what happened. We build systems that do something about it. Alerts, automation, workflows—not just dashboards.

How do you know what signals predict churn for OUR product?

The ROI Audit includes data analysis. We use survival analysis to compare your churned users vs. retained users and identify the patterns specific to your product.

We have a small CS team. Can they handle more alerts?

The automation handles 80% of it. Re-engagement emails fire automatically. CS only gets alerts for high-value accounts that need human touch.

What if our product analytics are messy?

We work with what you have. Part of the build is cleaning and connecting your data sources. Most SaaS products have enough signal—it's just not being used.

How long until we see impact on churn rate?

Alert systems show impact within 30 days. Full automation effects take 60-90 days to measure. The ROI Audit gives you specific projections based on your data.

What happens to the system if we outgrow you?

You own everything. Code, models, documentation. It runs on standard infrastructure. Your engineering team can maintain and extend it.

Claim Your $97 Founding Client Spot

The price goes up after each client. Lock in the lowest rate now.

To qualify for the $10K guarantee:

  • • MRR of $50K or more
  • • 100+ active customers
  • • Usage data available (Segment, Mixpanel, etc.)

Smaller companies: You can still book, but the guarantee scales to your MRR.

The ROI Guarantee

I'll find $10,000/year in preventable churn within 48 hours—or you pay nothing.